Once upon a
time we endured a thirty hour flight and a bizarre jet lag recovery plan in
order to spend a week alongside our families, eating chocolate melting cakes
and soft serve ice cream, watching comedy, sunbathing and exploring ports
throughout the Caribbean. These are the untold tales.
Port:
Cozumel | Destination: Tulum
We were
excited that the Mayan ruins would be a nice addition to our unintentional 2012
theme of ancient civilizations. Unbeknownst to us, the pyramids and Angkor Wat
had set a high standard. We had started big. The pyramids are a feat of man.
Angkor Wat is artistry beyond comprehension. The Mayan ruins are broken blocks.
Upon my
parents’ recommendation, we took a day excursion to Tulum with Zach’s family.
Mom and Dad raved about it, especially since the site is located on cliffs
directly by the turquoise waters of the ocean. The site was breathtaking, but
since their visit the location had been deemed a historical preserve and ropes
were strewn everywhere. No longer were visitors allowed to climb the ruins.
Nonetheless, we were not disappointed with our choice. The funniest part was
watching tourists chasing after the iguanas in hopes of a great snapshot, only
to be thwarted when the iguana fled into a roped off area.
Our return
to the ship was the eventful part, as it seemed we had hit a time warp or the
tour group had miscalculated the return. We were supposed to be on board by
5:30pm for a 6pm departure. We dinged our cards at 5:50pm, with fifteen people
yet to be on board. It was a close call. We dashed to our rooms for a quick
shower and wardrobe change to make a 6pm dinner date.
Port: Belize
| Destination: Altun Ha and River George
The ruins of
Altun Ha were more to our expectations. Majestic and mysterious they were, still
we were reminded that artistry was not a focal point for the Mayans. However,
Zach had watched a brief documentary on one of our bus trips and learned that
math was the art of the Mayans. It made sense, thus we quit looking for great
creativity.

By the time
we had reached the ruins, Zach and I had grated nerves. It was a cultural shock
at its core—English overload. This shock moment was induced by a too talkative
tour guide. For the hour trip to the ruins, she did not stop talking. Then,
when we reached the ruins, she joined with a partner and neither one of them
stopped talking and stated that the group must stay together. It was beyond
infuriating. At the base of unique creations, we rebelled and wandered (or we
would have gone postal.) It made for prime photographic opportunities as no one
was walking around. Another lady eventually joined our meanderings, sharing the
same sentiments and said that the biggest one could be climbed via the front.
So, Zach took off only to be beyond the first staircase and yelled at by the
tour guide. Actually, he clapped like he was getting the attention of a dog,
which didn’t work because we had missed the lecture that when he clapped, we
needed to pay special attention.

We could
climb in the back via a recently constructed staircase. One piece of
misinformation and we were labeled troublemakers.
The second
leg of our journey was a cruise on the River Wallace. It was the heat of the
day, so wildlife was not teeming, but we did get to see alligators, birds,
iguanas, bats, manatee snouts and dolphins. Mom and dad remarked how much the
river banks had been developed since their last visit.
Port:
Honduras | Destination: Around town
We forewent
a structured excursion in Honduras. We had our fill of cheesy tour guides and
regulated situations. We ate a leisurely breakfast, overlooking the beautiful
island of Roatan as a morning shower turned the ocean to a murky gray to match
the sky. Once the rain passed, we disembarked and rented a motorbike outside
the Carnival port gates. It was spontaneous and typical back alley shady. We
had puttered for about an hour when the whoop of a cop bike caught our
attention and we were pulled over.
The two
policemen spoke very broken English and our Spanish nonexistent. Thanks to
China, we are more patient in such situations. Gestures and broken phrases
quickly explained the situation. Although we had asked our motorbike owner (who
said no), it was the missing helmet upon my head that had caught the attention
of the local cops.
Darn blonde
hair.
Of the pair,
one cop was preparing to write a ticket while the other kept pointing towards a
mystical courthouse or fine-gathering shack. Upon hearing that we would return
to the ship, the paper and pen were put away and we backtracked.
The moto
owner was shocked to see us so soon, but once he saw our disgruntled looks and
tale of a cop run in, he quickly obliged and rummaged a helmet for me. We were
off again, in the opposite direction.
Weaving
through back alleys and side streets, we quickly realized that Honduras Roatan
was not much. Of course, we loved seeing the typical day to day activities of
the locals, but were reminded how much cruise ships shelter passengers from
local happenings and even the native people.
We returned
our moto early afternoon and strolled the port shops. We found our artwork, a
few gifts and a football jersey for Zach.
Port: Costa
Maya | Destination: Downtown
It was
limited-time port stop. Six hours to be exact. While my family was going crazy
on Segways, we headed downtown with the Banker clan. Downtown is a liberal term
in regards to the strip of beach edged with trinket shops. Nonetheless, it was
quiet. It was quaint. I got a massage for ten dollars alongside the turquoise
waters and underneath a palm tree.
Further
Tales of a Ship Bound Girl
Time spent
with family within the confines of the ship were entertaining and rich in
memories. The comedy club became an evening must do. Dinner conversations as we
watched the wake of the ship were varied. An evening round of putt putt was
hysterical, as the ocean wind whipped around us. The comparison of towel
animals was a predictable evening hallway conversation.
Recollections
of our week pillaging and plundering on the high seas are delightful; many
moments morphed, shaped and planted well within a thankful heart that we were
able to embark on such an adventure alongside our beloved families.