Thursday, December 30, 2021

Snapshots of (Christmas) Life

These final weeks of 2021 have been very, very full. So full that I have a bit of writer's angst in wrangling all the paragraphs swirling in my mind while also sorting through and organizing so many photos. Often times, I find that the stories of the winding-down weeks of a year are scuttled to perpetual draft status in my quest to pen the annual ABCs. So, while I may not be in the in-depth investigative mode to expound on all the things, I can offer a glimpse into our days.     

Chiang Rai is not operating on a deficit of coffee shops and this month we found ourselves in quite a few of them. It was not a vocalized quest, but rather became the by-product of us trying to find Christmas decorations. 


This shop recently opened near our bungalow, so we stopped to be investigate and got sucked in by the abundant tinsel. 

For the record, Thailand is very tinsel loving.


Sometimes is used with the fling-with-eyes-closed approach. 



Or is it covers all the thing. 

Christmas decorating is very extreme in Asia.  

No two holiday seasons are the same with us. We spent Christmas Eve meandering through a flower festival and had a yummy Christmas Eve noodle dinner. 

This was our crew for Christmas day. This picture was taken by a random dude, who caught us resting after having savoured a four-course lunch and a lot of hours meandering two flower shows.

The flowers have been an absolute delight. When Zach and I were in Chiang Rai as tourist in January 2020, we accidentally caught the event. One of our reasons for choosing to live here earlier this year was due to our hope to see it again. One of the gardens is directly beside our school, so we have not only enjoyed the final display, but also watching them create it over the past month.

The Monday preceeding Christmas was a frantic tinsel tussle at school. It was a frantic effort to deck the halls, with each class adding their flair. Some classes did quite well, while I wondered why mini Christmas trees were hanging from one classroom's ceiling.

Again, tinsel was in abundance.  

We received quite a bit of loot from the motherland thanks to friends and family. Zach is well sugared for the coming weeks - especially with my mom sending a Tupperware of homemade chex mix covered in white chocolate and his mom sending six bags of different M&M flavors. These packages are hugs in box form. 

Our school did have a Christmas spectacle. Holidays such as Christmas in an Asian setting are always something to approach with wariness. Laugher will definitely be plentiful, chaos will usually rule the day, and, though lights and decorations will be present, the actual nuance of the holiday will most likely be missing. 

Therefore, a cat walk of homemade costumes, a traditional 'Christmas' hip hop dance, a lengthy pontification by the school director, the raffling of stuffed squishmallows and hot water bottles, and a huge stage background declaring DARE TO DANCE AND NO TO DRUGS were exactly as expected. 

We foreigners were shunted to the side, only pulled out when a picture of proof was needed. The Thai male teacher wrapped in glittery mylar and tottering about in six-inch heels was the master of ceremonies. After an hour and a half, our boss told us to go back to the office - the event continued for another three hours. We awarded it the longest Christmas party that somehow survived without alcohol.

There is no holiday break for Christmas/New Years, but the school did cobble a menagerie of events that kept students out of the classroom. We experienced our first sports day.

There was no schedule...which basically sums up the experience.


Though, to be honest, when not watching futsal, we had a rousing game of spot the misspelled English words on the signs.

There is an English department. I promise. 


With sports out of the way, we filled the middle of the week with a morning jaunt to the river for merit making with monks. It is not uncommon to see monks wandering in the early mornings in search of daily alms, however this was my first experience watching a student body ply the alm bowls with Mama instant noodles (and some other food stuffs.) But, based on the packages I saw, these monks will be eating instant noodles until 2024. 

Friday, December 10, 2021

It's the Holiday Season

We feel that Loy Krathong was a great, magical kick-off to our holiday season. Soaring lanterns and floating candles were a fitting beginning to a season embracing all things light - especially 100 meters of lights.

Yes, yes, while my first strand of overload lighting continues to hang majestically on our Chinese flat's balcony, a second strand has been procured here in Thailand. However, before decking the (bungalow) halls for Christmas - they were our Thanksgiving feast lights.


Beneath the twinkling stars and warm white LEDs, we feasted with friends. Over the years, the food shared and the people who sit around our table have been quite diverse - a beautiful reminder of this wild and amazing life we get to live.

The night was filled with laugher, great conversations, and plenty of food (especially because I have a fear of running out of food.) We were stuffed...and our stomachs hated us for three days afterwards.  

The next day, we rearranged and shifted the strand of lights to encompass the bungalow and Christmas tree. Our wee neighbor was confused at our shifting (hence our Thanksgiving lights vs Christmas lights designation), but he loved being a part of the untangling crew. Ah, the joy of a seven-year old, running through our bungalow with the strand end in hand, while screaming "100 METERS OF LIGHTS ON ONE STRING!" 

With the bungalow in full twinkling mode, we were well cozied into my favorite season. However, a few days later, we were surprised with a bonus celebration. In a great example of how a one-person connection can branch in unexpected ways, we received an invitation to a Hanukkah party. 

We have never been to such a celebration, so we were honored and thrilled to be invited into the small fold of local Jews to sing the blessings and enjoy the traditional food of their beloved holiday. 


Again, it was another evening of abundant good food, fascinating conversations, new connections, new lessons (example: Babkha is called braided bread or yeast cake in Israel), and another wonderful reminder that we get to do some very awesome things. We are well into the throes of this being such a magical holiday season. 

Thursday, December 2, 2021

The Golden Hue


The days of rippling rice fields have passed. The new stalks are feeble in their early days, which allows the wind to shift them easily. With a good breeze blowing, the result is a mesmerizing flow akin to the ebb and flow of an ocean. However, as the grains grow and the stalks begin to bear their weight, the sway lessens and the rustling grows louder. Eventually, the golden hue appears. It tends to be a quick change; a glimmer of gold along the edges one day, a full golden sheen the next.


Also during this time, some fields behave strangely. I think it is a similar moment comparable to the crop circles *discovered* in corn crops around the world. One day, all stalks are reaching towards to the sun, the next, a great swath of the field is laying down. Flattened as if a troll had a jolly good tussle, the hand of God smooshed it flat, a phantom zamboni took a wrong turn, or a sleeping plant spell was sprinkled about the patch.    



Upon our return from traveling, I noticed the gold edges beginning to peek. So, over the past month, we have appreciated the golden hour of sunset even more at our viewpoint. However, the golden time is minimal as, little by little, the vibrant fields are reduced to mucked messes with chopped stalks set in helter-skelter angles. It is a harsh change.


These harvestings have been very clandestine. The only combines spotted have been perched on the long beds of large trucks rolling down the highway, obviously between jobs. 


However, a few days before Loy Krathong, we were talking in our office about the full moon. One co-worker commented, "oh, there are going to be some loud nights." My interest piqued, I inquired about an explanation. 

"They harvest rice at night under a full moon. It seems to be lucky," he replied. 

Thus, the night after Loy Krathong frivolity, I was sitting in the front room of the bungalow when I heard a dose of rumbling and some whirring. I grabbed my camera and quickly exited the bungalow, bounding down the road to our viewpoint. To my delight, harvesting was in progress - not on our picturesque field but across the street. Two mechanical beasts at work.
 

The only orbs of brightness were a very vibrant moon overhead and very glaring headlights sweeping over the field. At the helm of the combine was a man covered from head to ankle; flip-flop clad feet pushed the pedals. The head coverings of labor workers in Thailand tend to look akin to niqabs, but shorter, tighter, and quirkier in fabric choice.
 

Back and forth, to and fro, around and around went the combine. A dance of machinery that can be seen around the world. 


Clickity-clack went the cutters and the whir of the thresher provided the melody of the night. 


I snapped pictures for a few minutes, then I spent the next forty-five minutes enjoying the process and remembering past moments when I would sit perched beside Granddaddy, Uncle Mac, or Dad on the farm. There was a Thai guy standing on the road with me. Ever so often, I would see him sneak a side-eye look towards my way. It was a moment I wished for the immediate gift of language because I really wanted to stand beside him and tell him I grew up on a farm, I have very fond memories of riding along, I appreciate all farmers and their hard work, and I am a very inquisitive person who really wants to know how one can harvest in the dead of night without busting a pipe or a rice paddy berm. Alas, I stood alone and silent. Though he did make a call at one point, which resulted in a few lads joining him and a good, quick session of gawking at the foreigner. I had a good internal chuckle. 


The gawking ceased when one of the lads flagged the attention of the combine driver and promptly handed over a Chang beer. I felt it was a missed marketing opportunity of the iconic beer company. I think I need a job of finding iconic products in the wild. Forget the posh photo shoots in studios with scripted poses and squeaky-clean models. Let me show you the ragged, anonymous, dusty driver pausing his work to stand on the front of his clunky, idling machine - one bare foot propped up, a forearm propped on his thigh, the other hand clutching the national brand of beer, laughing with his mates as a glorious full moon hangs overhead.



After the beer break, the harvesting resumed. Eventually, all was done. The driver sidled the combine parallel to the road as a large dump truck eeked its way backwards along our tiny road. As the grain plummeted into the bed, the driver broke down his machine transformer-style. A few grain tank panels collapsed. A pipe or two shifted. A few shakes of the reel to loosen any stray stalks or grains. 

With everything offloaded, the dump truck drove away and the combine climbed its way out of the paddy. With very, very muddy tracks, it ambled its way towards my bungalow. I walked in front of it, for I quickly realized that while the grain truck had been a tight fit on our road, the width of the combine allowed no error in maneuvering. A bystander had no room to bystand. A few glances over my shoulder as I walked made me wonder if we would have power by the end of the drive, because the space between the reel/cutter bar and power poles was barely visible.  


Completely at ease with the situation, the driver looked as though he was out for a leisurely afternoon drive. When he approached the awaiting transport truck, he did a pirouette that completely shamed any of my driving skills, then reversed up the ramps and onto the truck bed. With a flick of a switch, the combine went dark and silent. The driver climbed off, a few words were said, then all piled into the cab and drove into the night. 

All of our surrounding fields have been harvested since this night. Scraggly and forlorn they sit. However, over the past few days, the hums of Kubota tractors have been heard and the bright orange machines have been seen pushing and pulling around in the muck. Berms are being rebuilt. Paddies are being levied. Today, as I rode a bike around, I even saw a field being flooded. It seems our rice cycle is about to begin once again.

Monday, November 22, 2021

Floating Wishes and Flying Hopes

This has been the one festival I have always wanted to experience in Thailand. Images of this magical night are plastered on covers of travel books and tourist posters far and wide - the Lonely Planet I currently have sitting on my shelf is one such item. Make a vague comment about a Thai festival to any traveler and this is the one they think you are talking about. Therefore, I was stunned this week at the ambivalence my students showed about the holiday. I ask a question every week to start class, to take roll and get them meagerly engaged. My question this week was, "What is your family tradition for this day or what is something you do?"

Sleep.

Play computer games.

Go shopping.

Do nothing. 

Stay at home. 

I was confused. Granted a few mentioned the fear of covid, but their willingness to sprawl over each other in between classes seems to negate that fear a bit. Though the idea that "the other people" are carrying the germs is quite prevalent in these parts. Nonetheless, my discouragement from student malaise was quickly banished thanks to a new Thai teacher in the office, who is a delightful dose of energy and excitement. I mentioned my excitement of the holiday and he joined in with his boisterous nature - helping map out options for locations and traditions to pay attention to that night. In the end, our night of frivolity actually included meeting him and his friend so we could toss firecrackers and send our wishes down the river. 

As the sun set, Zach and I started our festival experience at the bridge near our school. Vendors were already set, a few firecrackers were whizzing and banging, and the bobbing of lit candles could be seen on the river. 

A handful of krathong making stations were set behind the vendors. The small vessels bound for the river are traditionally made with a slab of banana tree, intricately woven or shaped banana leaves, a variety of flowers or flower petals, a few sticks of incense, and one candle. The artistry of their creation is stunning - I wanted to buy all of them, which made the old ladies chuckle at my excitement. Yet, for the price of 20baht (less than 1USD) per krathong, such a hording quest seemed very attainable. 

I refrained and we only purchased three over the evening, but I spent a lot of time oohing and aahing over other people's choices or creations. One dear old lady held a krathong of origami-style paper folding and she graciously allowed me to take a photo (her daughter felt I needed to photograph hers as well, so it was a very giggly photo shoot.) Later on, a small girl was suspicious of my attention to her ice cream cone handiwork. 

Our time beneath the Vhiangburapha Road bridge was quaint. It was quiet. After lighting our first krathong and sending our wish along with the others down the river, we moved further up river to what would be the festival hot spot. 

A crowd met our arrival at the Phaya Mangrai Bridge. Trucks with lowered tailgates peddled firepower of all sizes and strength. The krathong vendors were mixed among the food-on-a-stick food stalls. It was not uncommon to see a folded table in half-in-half mode; one half flowery rafts, the other half a som tam shop. The firecracker haze wafted through it all. The rustle of expanding floating lanterns could faintly be heard. It was a exhilerating meshing of festival sights and sounds. 

After purchasing a floating lantern of our own, we quickly ascended to the height of the bridge walkway. It was the perfect perch - the river flowed beneath us, speckled by the thousands of lit candles; the full moon before us as a glorious spectator to it all; the floating lanterns passed by us on their way into the heavens; the careening fireworks reminding us that we may not survive the night with all our appendages or senses. 

It is remarkable. No matter where one is in the world, idiots and fire always go hand-in-hand. Our favorite moment of stupidity to witness was the TikToker who held the cell phone in the left hand, firecracker in the right, then proceeded to shoot it straight above her. It seems the law of gravity lesson was lost on her and we spent a few minutes watching her figure out how to salvage an eye after it comes in contact with a flaming mass of TNT. 

I also will not be surprised when the news breaks that the Phaya Mangrai Bridge has a compromised infrastructure due to the number of fireworks sent directly into its undercarriage. Though, I do wonder if Thai architects allow for wind vibrations and rogue fireworks in their engineering calculations. 

Nonetheless, our people watching post was perfect. For at least an hour and half, we savored the sights, took a lot of photos (382 to be precise, 120 in quick succession to get the rise of floating lanterns), and reveled in our good fortune to experience such a magical evening. 

Our co-worker, JJ and his friend, Knot, did find us. We lit our lantern together then dropped down to the river for another round of floating a krathong. 

 

With wishes floating away and our hopes flying high, we joined the idiots with fire power of our own. Zach re-enacted the battle of Hogwarts protection phase, turning each spark pfft into a moment of spell binding. We threw razzle dazzlers over the edge of the bridge, in a quest to outdo each other in height and arc. 

We wrote silly sayings with sparklers. We thew pop rocks. We ducked at a few rogue fireworks that did not start their life in our celebratory circle. Whoops, hollers, laughs, squeals of delight, and abounding silliness completed our evening. At 10pm, we realized that four hours of frivolity were absolutely satisfactory (plus, we are always wary of when Grab drivers stop working.) We said farewell to our partners-in-crime and walked to 7-11; because when in Thailand, one must finish the night as most Thais do (a pit stop for that one, late-night bag o'chips while wearing snoopy pajamas.) Our Loy Krathong experience did not disapppoint. As I slurped my two juice boxes and Zach chugged a Coke on the front steps of 7-11, we were so grateful to have such a great experience in checking off another bucket list item.

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Guest Post: The Bird

A couple days ago, we received a message with the following story. Addysen is a burgeoning wordsmith - a delightfully descriptive one. I asked her if I could share it, for even though I was involved in the moment, I was captivated. Alas, I cannot find the picture she mentions (probably on my computer in China *sigh*), so I include one of my absolute favorite snapshots of my journalist skipper in one of our happiest places to be in the world.


The Bird
by Addysen To
(posted as received)
 
The lap lap lap of the water on the stern of the little canoe. When we launched off from the shore the muddy footprints showing our passage. The brilliant blue sky beaming down on our bear skin. We happily babbled, spraying water on each other. Then we skidded to a stop. I was in the back of the canoe. I didn't know what happened.

As we stopped so suddenly that I jerked in the small boat. I was surprised and patted Gurdy with my wet hands. The canoe was light banana yellow. Mei Mei snapped a photo.

Then I saw it a blue heron dove in, landing on a rough wood log, it's long flexible wings folding to its silk side. 

Another click came from in the front of me, a gasp Mei Mei was awed my brother was speechless. We floated there for a long long time.

Finely, the heron flew away, we started to paddle once more. As we turned another twist slowly we heard a faint call and it got louder as we stranded our heads to see what it was. The heron followed us, the heron flew to the bank's landing, and the call slowly died away. It sat there staring at us head to one side.

With another call it flew away its wings gliding close to the water, it turned the bend and was lost to sight. We felt so lucky and special to see the beautiful bird. 

Saturday, November 20, 2021

November is Busy


My camera, our legs, and our Zoom account have been very busy over the past week. My goal of posting every day was thwarted due to my writing time being infringed upon by a lot of outings, a lot of exploring, holiday celebrations, late night investigations of rice harvesting, wonderfully long chats with friends around the world, and a (shit show of a) job. Yet, never fear, I think I have weeded through the 862 pictures taken in the last week and I have outlined the posts to come. I am back on track...for now.

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Best Scarecrow in the World Award

I interrupt travel snippets to award the Best Scarecrow in the World award. This is not an accolade often bestowed....actually, I think this may be the first time. Zach and I have given the World's Worst Airport award at least two times, Best Scone award a handful of times, but today...oh today, the bestest scarecrow of them all was sighted. 

I have been very mindful in carrying my camera these days for rice harvesting is upon us. Little by little, the waving seas of grain are being slashed. Unlike China, around here mini-combines are used, so the result is ragged, skewed half stalks twisted in every angle. It is such a harsh contrast to what was, but while I do not wish the backbreaking method of China, the Chinese do seem to use the entire plant and leave the field in good shape. However, I digress and tease of the rice field saga post to come. 

This post is to honor such a delightful find and the subsequent photo story. The scarecrow exists because a local farmer is drying rice on a blue tarp on his land. On the way home from school, this gem of creative brilliance was sighted. Therefore, upon reaching home, we quickly changed clothes and grabbed the bikes. After a pit stop at our favorite rice field for current documentation and a market run, we returned to the scarecrow. 

But the scarecrow, was gone. 

It seemed in the twenty minutes between a drive-by glimpse and our arrival, his watch duty was over.

However, upon looking around the propery, we saw him propped face-first against a barn door.  It was a forlorn sight, but I was pulling out my camera to at least capture a side shot. However, the very hyper, very vicious-acting guard dog came barrelling towards the fence once our arrival caught his attention. The farmer soon followed, saw my camera, then started laughing. He pointed at the scarecrow and I nodded my head. He sauntered over to the barn, picked up the scarecrow, and returned him to his watchful perch - making sure that everything was just so for such a photo op moment. By this time, the dog had realized we were not terrified of his bravado and switched to love tactics with Zach. 

Once the scarecrow was in a satisfactory state, the owner stepped back with a satisfied nod of the head, called the dog, smiled and waved at us, then meandered back to the house. 

I took a couple of photos, laughing the entire time at how fun life - and people - can be. Does a dangling baby doll purse accessory incite fear? Can a scarecrow truly wield a water gun without going moldy? Do the multi-colored eyes shoot laser beams? This was a moment I was reminded how lucky I am to have such beautiful encounters; and it was a lucky day for this ragtag creation who became the best scarecrow in the world. 

Thursday, November 11, 2021

Raging Riverwater


I have been completely spoiled since moving to Thailand. So. Spoiled. Other than the initial two weeks in country, I have been in the ocean or in a swimming pool every day...ok, maybe I have missed five or six days. Nonetheless, I have become so accustomed to being ensconced within my favorite element on a daily basis that I forgot my only exposure to water during travel would be the deluges of rain that I had no idea were to come. After two days in Tak, I was starting to feel a bit parched from the lack of a daily dip...until Bon and her parents took us to Lansang National Park.


It was a drizzly day; another one in continuation of days that has extended a typical rainy season far past its normality. Floods in Thailand have been devastating this year. While we all knew that rain has been extravagant, we were caught off guard upon arriving in the park to find a very raging river and flooded portions. While Zach and I had nothing to compare it to since it was our first visit, Bon and her parents were quite stunned to see such muddy, roiling water.

It was the raw power of nature.


We were unable to get a full view of the waterfall because the path was flooded, but the sliver we were able to see was majestic. A raging river means a extreme waterfall - the sound was thundering.


Even though swimming or wading was not an option (though I did dip in some toes), just the sound was such a soothing balm. Bon and I agreed that just hearing the water calmed and centered us. Water is definitely my element. 


While basking in such natural beauty, we also had a good chuckle at the local signs - especially this one. I am unsure how one normally handles the fish int his park, but on this day, I think the fish were on the fish equivalent of a human rollercoaster. Those rapids and swirls were brutal.  


Since we are having an immersive experience of living versus travel jaunting, we are realizing that Thailand has a rather extensive national parks system. I confess that we have not paid attention to them during past travels, other than seeing them on maps. Two dominant factors for this laissez-faire attitude have been time and lack of personal transportation/meager public transportation to these areas. However, after some time in Lansang National Park, we are inspired to find ways into these guarded gems of Thailand.